Kapampangan Joke 3

anak:  o tang nanu pung awus keng anak ning damulag?

tatang:  ita mu anak ali me pa balu? biseru ya tung. nanu pang kutang mu sige?

anak:  o ing anak na pu ning ubingan?

tatang:  mengapagamus naku man buntuk keng kutang mung ayan.  ali ke balu tung.

anak:  y tatang ko ita mu ali ye balu? UBINGUT ya pu tata.

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Mr. Bean felt ill so d doctor gave him a tablet. He started cutting d sides of d tablet.

Doc: y r u cutting d sides?

Mr. Bean: to avoid d syd efects! :)

By The U.S. Army (Fort Bragg couple tackles Army life together) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

"..sa krayola k b pnaglihi?

Kc bnigyan m ng kulay ang buhay k0."

-cheezy haha! :-)

doraemon once told nobita:  "the only person dat can make us totally happy is the one who made us lonely."  _simple yet made sense_... :-)

mga batang bading naglalar0 ng bubuka ang bulaklak: "bobokesh ang floweret, jojosok ang reynabelz chuchurva ng chacha, chuva eklavush!"  uy! KINANTA, haha....

It was a hard journey but we nevr gave up.  We tried our best 2 climb the highest obstacles so we can reach our goal.  Quote from: Akyat Bahay Gang members!

..i saw you one day you were crying in the corner & i asked you:  "what's the matter?"  you answered; "anything that occupy space & has mass!"  matalino! :-) haha