Pick-up Line: 1

Unggoy kaba?

Baket?

Nagtaka kapa, gaga!!!

Pedro at Juan Jokes: Ang Ulam

Pedro: no ulam nyo?

Juan: blanched green leafy vegie with crushed swit tomato in sparkling salted sea food.

Pedro: wow! mukhang masarap.. Pang mayaman.. anu un?

Juan: talbos ng kamote at bagoong na may pinisang kamatis.

Juan: kau ano ulam nyo?

Pedro: fish fillet de el nino!

Juan: wow sosyal. ano un?

Pedro: tuyo! Hehehe

Clinic Jokes

PATIENT: doc, may problema ako. Tuwing 8am tumatae ako.

DOCTOR: ok lang yon! Walang problema don.

PATIENT: eh doc, 9am po ako nagigising!

Lolo at Apo Joke 1

LOLO: dati, sa P20 ko may dala nko pauwi na 5 kilo n bigas, 2 kilo n asukal, 2 lata ng gatas, 1 kg ng kape, 1 dosena na itlog, at 1 dosena na sardinas at noodles, may pahabol pa na shampoo at sabon...

APO: e ngayon Lo?

LOLO: ngayon imposible na kasi may CCTV camera na...

nyahaha!

Kapampangan Joke 4

Pare ko ninung paboritu mung action star?

Y Arnold Schwarzenegger

A makanta? Paki spell mu ne mo

Ay actually y Jet Li talaga paboritu ku

makantiti ya spelling J-e-t L-e-e

Tungek, J-e-t L-i ya ita

Kapampangan Joke 3

anak:  o tang nanu pung awus keng anak ning damulag?

tatang:  ita mu anak ali me pa balu? biseru ya tung. nanu pang kutang mu sige?

anak:  o ing anak na pu ning ubingan?

tatang:  mengapagamus naku man buntuk keng kutang mung ayan.  ali ke balu tung.

anak:  y tatang ko ita mu ali ye balu? UBINGUT ya pu tata.

Happy Valentine's Day

Happy heart's day to: Who are taken, almost taken, taken for granted, needs to be taken, waiting to be taken, assumed to be taken, and those who will never be taken :)

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

Filipino Jokes

serious question:

kung tatlo lang ang ngipin mo...

gusto mo bang...

kumpol sila o kalat? :-)